So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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