My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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