we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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