I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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