Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize