so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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