apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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