Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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