yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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