Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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