How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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