My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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