So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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