Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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