i just had sex bonerless
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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