If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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