are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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