i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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