I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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