He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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