I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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