Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I am available for nakedness
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