I wanna bring you to show and tell
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Randomize
