what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
