I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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