He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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