I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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