I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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