You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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