I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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