Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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