Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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