Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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