Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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