he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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