Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He has the fingertips of a God
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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