Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You pole danced in your parka.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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