You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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