You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm passing your future prison.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
