Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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