I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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