no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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