OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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