Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
