You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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