I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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