i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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