I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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