How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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