she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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