dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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