he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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