I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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