Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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