he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
do herpes really smell.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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