return my video game
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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