Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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