Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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