We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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