ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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